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Off The Press is a satirical Opinion column written and organized by Off Center, often used to joke about current Stevens issues and campus news. It is currently organized by Matthew Brantl.
Outrage has broken out on the Stevens campus after a recent hard-hitting piece of journalism shattered daily life with the release of Stevens’ expenses.
In an effort to keep students of Snevets Institute of Technology continuously innovating in their academic and personal lives, an initiative has been set in motion to cancel all leased housing.
Last week, an unnamed Stevens student was literally blown away by the hurricane-force winds that are always present in front of the Howe Center.
The Stevens Honor Board, comprised of the most honorable people in the school, has decided to change the penalty for breaking the Honor Code to a duel with pistols at dawn.
More construction news from the Stevens campus as the administration has recently announced their solution to the wooden steps near the Babbio Center.
As pure, most definitely positive excitement begins to amass in anticipation for construction of the new Gianforte Family Academic Complex here at the ol’ duck pond, other announcements have recently been swept under the table.
In case you haven’t heard, the Stevens Institute of Technology Class of 2021 is the most diverse class to ever be admitted to Stevens representing 30 states!
Sorry Stevens, but whoever named “Castle Point” completely forgot everything they learned in MA 121! A point is a unique location in space with no defined length, area, or volume.
It’s no secret that Stevens has some pretty quirky names for their academic buildings. What is a secret is why they bare the mysterious names they do.