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Course selection advice

Hey there freshmen, course selection is coming up next week for your 3rd semester at Snevets. Are you puzzled about what courses you need to take?

Rump Administration calls The Stupe fake news

On Tuesday morning President Rump sent out another provoking tweet this time aimed at the Stupe. “We had another great News Conference at Rump Tower today.

Stute pays readers

After the last SGA budget meeting, Stupe was told to increase readership and circulation, or have publication shut down. Stupe has tried to rally its readers and supporters to fight this ultimatum.

Drumpf assassin detained

Last Thursday, an assassin was arrested at the White House for an attempted assassination on Conald Rump. Reports say he was pointing a loaded gun at the president for ten minutes without pulling the trigger before being apprehend by the Secret Service.

Donuts special for Snevets

Long-time readers of mine (and people who are generally close to me) will know that I like donuts. I wrote about some of my favorite donut places about a year ago, and I often bring donuts from those places to Snevets for celebrations.

All sports cancelled due to massive weather fluctuations

All sports games have been suspended indefinitely pending meteorologistic investigation.

In recent weeks, repeated weather fluctuations have caused the fields on and off Snevets campus to become unusable.

Hmm

We’re in the final stretch, guys: only 54 days until graduation. And, tomorrow is April 1st. April brings a lot of people on to this campus.