Hello fellow Snevets students and friends. I am writing as the most recent addition to the senior class of 2022. Due to my stellar performance in CAL 103, I was selected for a super secret test trial of a new academic program.
Posts published in “The Stupe”
Ok, I need to be straight with you. As you can tell from the dramatic change of voice and direct nature of this article, I’m not the usual writer for Off the Press.
After The Stute’s production night last Wednesday, I packed up my things and headed home for the night. In a trance of exhaust and delusion, I wandered the streets of Hoboken on the familiar path home.
Have you ever wondered what happens when Baby Yoda meets a Baby Ewok and a Baby Porg? Neither did I, but now you can find out in the new series, Star Wars Sidekicks!
It is Spring. Are you missing a romance that hasn’t happened or maybe you are homesick for a place you have never been to?
Due to the 70:30 male to female ratio at Snevets, The Stupe was unable to find a girl to write the Girl Talk column for this edition.
Pssssst. Is this Miss Julia Dwight’s College Gourmet column? Because if so, it would seem that I am… actually in the right place!
Have you ever been in a museum, already gotten your steps in for the day, and yet still be galleries away from the food court?
“We are looking forward to a better world for all of us,” said President Narfarvar. “We stuck it in the How Center for so long, and we’re pretty sure it’s safe to say we’re never going to come back to visit.”
This past week, Snevets faculty finally completed a formulation of a BUDLITE-19 vaccine ready for a first round of clinical trials.