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Mysterious petting zoo appears on campus

On Thursday, March 30, Snevets’ campus featured a random petting zoo between 2 p.m. to 5 p.m., inviting STEM students to take a break from their difficult workload.

Announcement: New exclusive Duck Hunt!

The Stupe would like to formally announce this year’s annual Duck Hunt. The event will take place for one day only this April 1, when students will have the opportunity to search for hidden ducks across campus.

Study shows non-Pinnacle Scholars have higher IQs

In a recent study by Snevets, researchers found that non-Pinnacle Scholars have, on average, higher IQs than their Scholar counterparts. 

The Pinnacle Scholar Program is a part of the Special Programs at Snevets, of which “selected” students are a part.

Honor Board becomes a fraternity

Due to a bug in the newly integrated Workday system, the Honor Board is now listed within Snevets’ system as being a Fraternity.

Attila the Duck and Dean Nilsen: the truth

For decades, the true identity of Attila the Duck has been a matter of concern to the Snevets student body. After all, how can you trust someone whose height “varies?”

ATTILA’S HOME LEAKED (not clickbait)

Hoboken’s housing market is always jumping, so The Stupe is here to let you know the best places to look for housing next year.

Per Stevens, ad Snevets

Being Editor-in-Chief is not an easy task. There are a lot of people to appease, such as fellow Stupers, Attila, Pearl from Pierce, the general student body — and a lot of people to make fun of, such as Pinnacle Scholars and IT, or, more specifically, the hamster running the WiFi on campus.

I’m so glad I came to Snevets!

During High School, I participated in several clubs, including Hockey, Robotics Club, and Intramural Lacrosse. It was a great time in my life, and it was so easy!