Just a couple more weeks until graduation, and I really cannot believe it. Four years here and I can still remember how much hope I had when I first stepped foot on campus.
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If you’re familiar with the Stute’s fine dining reviews, you ought to be familiar with something we call the “Is-it-as-good-as-Pierce” Factor.
Early this semester, the Snevets Bowling Club dissolved due to an alleged lack of leadership and communistic tendencies implemented by the E-Board.
The majority of fraternities have gone dry this semester, resulting in sororities throwing parties to compensate for the lack of events hosted by fraternities.
Some call it the worst movie ever made. Some consider it the best. Following the success and attention of The Disaster Artist (2017), Tommy Wiseau’s The Room (2003) has seen a resurgence in popularity.
In a shocking turn of events, Snevets has reversed its decision to modify academic break. Instead of reducing it from a five-hour break to a two-hour break, Provost Christopher Pear has decided to cancel Wednesday classes altogether after extensively interviewing professors and students.
None of the freshmen living in Humps were surprised when, last Sunday, an electrical fire threatened to wipe them off the map.
On Today, March 31, at 8:00 am, from his house, on the Snevets campus, next to the Castle Point Hall, President Narfarvar made a statement that cannot be quoted here since this reporter forgot to quote him.
In an incredible turn of events last night, the seeker for the Snevets Quidditch team scored big.
After recent cheating allegations, a demoralized Flying Ducks team put up just 30 points in the first two hours of the final regular season Quidditch match against Ilvermorny.
I’m approaching the seventh monthiversary for my time at Snevets. Throughout my freshmen year so far, I like to think I have taken advantage of everything on campus… well, as much as I could.