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Snevets decides to cancel Wednesday classes for good

In a shocking turn of events, Snevets has reversed its decision to modify academic break. Instead of reducing it from a five-hour break to a two-hour break, Provost Christopher Pear has decided to cancel Wednesday classes altogether after extensively interviewing professors and students.

Wednesday classes were held for the first time in nearly a month this past week, but many students and professors forgot that classes would be occurring. One calculus professor explained, “I thought that since class has been canceled for a while, we didn’t really need to meet today — hey, if the P.E. classes can do it, why can’t we?”

In addition to professors getting used to having a day off, students’ routines were permanently altered by the snow days as well. “I actually got lost on the way to my class this morning,” lamented freshman Stephen Stevenson.

“Since so many Wednesday classes have been canceled due to recent snow days, the Snevets community has become accustomed to having a break in the middle of the week. Therefore, Wednesday classes will no longer be held in order to maintain our focus on student-centricity,” declared Provost Pear in an email to the Snevets community.

To compensate for the Wednesday classes being canceled, classes will now be held every Saturday.

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