Due to the growing economy, Stevens is planning on thinking of new ways to raise money to ensure that students are meeting all of their needs.
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This column, Off The Press, is known for being very wacky and providing all kinds of humorous news pieces. However, for this issue, we decided to go back to a simpler time when jokes required a basic setup and punchline, looking at the way that manipulating words for humorous effect caused us to try to look at the world in a unique way.
Today was such a wonderful day. The sun was out, shining the brightest it could ever have been. People everywhere were laughing, smiling, and all out having a good time because it was such warm weather, a direct contrast to the days and even months of relentless cold weather.
Today, at Off The Press, we decided to honor our proud American heritage by retelling a famous tale from long ago.
As the cold wind blows like the most recent test you took, goosebumps rise like the cost of the standard of living and teeth are chattering like monkeys.
One of the greatest parts about Hoboken is the variety of food options that are available. From mushroom flatbreads and baked zitis to chimichangas and nachos to palak paneer and vegetable vindaloo to ramen and sushi and impossible burgers and waffle fries… Do we need to go on?
In a surprising turn of events, the United States government has recently enacted new legislation to ban some of the most popular holidays that people like to celebrate: New Year’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Easter, Fourth of July, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.
At Stevens, we are excited to expand the possible curriculum we can offer to ensure that we get a diverse range of students that can possibly exceed all possible possibilities.
Today, at Off The Press, we decided to get a little multicultural and dive into underrated folktales from other countries. And here is one of the most famous folktales from India!
So far this semester, Off the Press has been getting all kinds of wacky stories, from smart people taking over the world to discovering why Pierce food is bland and that the sky is blue, to stopping spies from other colleges and evil wizards, to celebrating Christmas with Atilla the Duck.