Today, at Off The Press, we decided to get a little multicultural and dive into underrated folktales from other countries. And here is one of the most famous folktales from India!
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So far this semester, Off the Press has been getting all kinds of wacky stories, from smart people taking over the world to discovering why Pierce food is bland and that the sky is blue, to stopping spies from other colleges and evil wizards, to celebrating Christmas with Atilla the Duck.
Attila the Duck, Hailey Hawk, Spaghetti, Meatballs, and all of the characters of famous public domain books turned around to find Santa Claus staring at them.
Once upon a time, on the brink of the freezing Hudson River, lived Atilla the Duck and his two alien friends, Spaghetti and Meatballs, who were planning on applying to Stevens in the near future in an interplanetary exchange student program.
Recently, a Christmas tree was put up right between Harries Tower and the South Tower, filled with numerous bright and colorful ornaments and a small duck on the top, meant to represent the pride of Stevens.
Recently, in the far southwest part of northeastern Hoboken, there has been a series of various strange events that have been occurring, featuring talking animals, sorcery, and the occult.
Recently, on December 22, 2023, there has been a new law proclaiming that all students in New Jersey must obtain a dog.
So far, there has been a sharp increase in the accumulating cold weather around our campus. Gone are the days of the warm summer sun, turning into a freeze-fest where goosebumps start popping out like jack-in-the-boxes as our bodies try to look for warmth.
Recently, new discoveries have been made all over the world by a team of adventurers and explorers seeking to uncover the secrets of life.
The infamous Georgia-born serial killer, Eve Pilgrim, was recently caught in Albany through a series of wacky events. Eve Pilgrim has been guilty of killing 356 people by doing a cringe-worthy impersonation of “Stylish Dheeru” from the VIVA videos.