Recent videos sent to the Stupe have revealed that last night, campus celebrity Derek S. Mondres was outside Gateway West when he abruptly began to scream and cry, “2019, I am sorry!
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On March 8, a petition was created by students that called for the Snevets administration to take action in light of the BUDLITE-19 pandemic.
The SGA meeting on March 29 has topped the daytime talk show ratings for the first time since April 2017.
This episode featured a riveting conclusion to the SGA versus DI group storyline with a heated argument between President Samanta Mola and former Vice Presidential Candidate Nazeeer.
“such class, very thought, omg” —The Stute staff
With the closing of campus and the move to online classes,
the senior experience has been tragically cut short. The Innovation Expo has
been cancelled, commencement has been postponed, and seniors are no longer
around on campus to experience the typical “senioritis” in person that usually accompanies
one’s last year of undergraduate studies.
Due to BUDLITE-19, the May 2020 graduation has been postponed to the picosecond before the universe and time itself end.
In this picosecond, a whole lot will happen.
It is with a sad heart that we have to announce that yet another student has succumbed to the sweet siren call that is the budlitevirus.
Not only are computer nerds and PC gamers bred at Snevets, it now seems to be a petri dish for viruses.
These two icons have become the most popular celebrities on campus since their introduction at the beginning of the semester. That’s right; we’re talking about those big, beautiful cranes that are being used to construct the much-anticipated “University Towers.”
As the number of confirmed cases of COVID-19 in Hoboken rises to 116, the pandemic continues. The City Council meeting scheduled for Wednesday, April 1, will be held via Zoom and a Facebook live stream.