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The Stute

Not touching grass leads to cancer

In 1987, Snevets’ founder famously gave a speech about the benefits of not touching grass, claiming that grass was a disgrace to everything they stood for.

The infamous man behind The St*te

In an organization inherently dominated by women, one man stands to persevere and fight against society’s confines. Known as a local legend on campus, that man is none other than Itai Geller.

Attila vs. Tillie battle royale

On Friday, March 27, something absolutely wild happened. Listen here pal, because I’ve got quite the story to tell. So like, ok, you know Attila (the duck) and Tillie (the dog), right?

Snevets to bring PE requirement

Snevets announced earlier this week on April 1, 2026 that the university was reinstating its physical education (PE) requirements that it previously let go of back in 2022.

Snow mountains to stay until 2027

Earlier this year, Bohoken was hit with a historic winter storm, leaving over 20 inches of snow around the city. City officials quickly began one of the largest snow removal operations in recent years, leaving large snow piles in remote areas for residents to find.

The discipline of nonchalance

In a world that seems to care more every day, the real secret to success may be believing in your future.