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The Stute

Modernization of Honor Board to replace humans with A.I.

Snevets has unexpectedly announced that due to sustained dissatisfaction with the operation of the Snevets Honesty System, the current Honesty Board will be dissolved and replaced with an artificial intelligence.

Narfarvar’s fraternity Round Robin

Just before spring break, the new Greek life director Kevin Grundle implemented a program called the “Presidential Round Robin.” His goal was to build a better relationship between himself, the Snevets administration, and the fraternities on campus.

Release of the 2023 Khoda list

Every year, a very select few members of the Snevets community are given a most prosperous offer: membership into the elusive Khoda society.

Fire alarm testing everyday this week

The safety of students is very important at Snevets. For this reason, it has been decided that for the safety of all students living on campus, all the fire alarms will be tested throughout the course of the following week.

Castle Point gate seen on Storage Wars

A Snevets Institute of Technology relic was spotted on a recent episode of Storage Wars, leaving many students wondering if it would ever make a return, and even more confused about what it is in the first place.

Snevets frats haven’t thrown parties in three years?!

The BUDLITE-19 pandemic brought sweeping change to all areas of campus life. One of the longest standing restrictions still enforced is the ban on all official parties held by fraternities — meaning that the last official frat party was held over three years ago.

New CAL 107 class for Pinnacle Scholars

A knew academic requirement, CAL 107, has been added to the Pineneedle Scholar requirements. As a pineneedle scholar I felt the need to investigate this new clas. 

Removal of elevators from residential towers!

As many of you know, Snevets had to end the physical education requirement last year due to lack of funding. Apparently PE teachers were charging extra because they had to drag some students out of their rooms to get them to participate.