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Techflex: a fashion disaster

The prestigious New York Fashion Week (NYFW) event is to be hosted in Snevets’ very own, overhyped, glorified conference room: Techflex.

D4 project gone wrong: new sun created

With finals on the horizon, it’s going to be a mad dash to the finish with projects, unfinished homework, and tests.

Tower terror

Now, in my second semester, the pain of the new “University Towers” is hitting me. I’ll give you a glimpse into the life of me, an obvious freshman student.

Brain-eating fungus spreading on campus, claim reports

According to uncorroborated reports, a brain-eating fungus has spread to certain elements of the Snevets community. Those who claim to have contracted the fungus insist they are experiencing comprehensive breakdowns in high-level cognition, including difficulty processing information and forming sentences.

“What do the women want to hear?”

So like, it’s me again, I don’t know if any of you remember me from last year, so I’ll give you a quick refresher.

Our new website

Now that we’ve dotted the last “i” and crossed the last “t”(much to its dissatisfaction), Off the Press is excited to announce our new website is up and running and ready for a mad dash of traffic.