After months and months of investigation, the officials have finally found enough evidence to conclude that it was the cybersecurity students who hacked Snevets before the Fall 2019 semester started.
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Huh… that’s weird! How is it possible that I am sitting here, writing the infamous “Senioritis” column for The Stupe?! It feels like it was just two weeks ago that I was writing under “Mind of a Freshman.”
Well, it finally looks like the Freshman Plague (aka freshmanitis) that goes around each year finally got Snevets to close its doors.
Postmodernist Thomas Kuhn once said, “the answers you get depend upon the questions you ask.” In science, the questions we ask are predetermined by a method, empirically based observations, and lead to explanations based on predictions that must take into account context, confounding variables, and consistency of repetitive experimentation.
Enjoy the freshest memes around town, courtesy of Stupers!
Courtesy of Jordyn Ramelli, Sanjana Madhu, and Roshni Revankar.
If you are reading this, you better take the quiz! If you don’t, then I guess you don’t exist (just like half of the student body missing from campus this year).
Welcome to The Stupe — the one day out of the year where Off The Press puts some sense into us and teaches us about real journalism!
Well, it’s all Snevets students’ favorite time of the year again — class registration. Upcoming Fall 2021 registration will be taking place online, so the registrar has turned off their emails and will be ignoring all questions from students.
On March 28, 2021, the Center of Disease of Control (CDC) announced a new, highly infectious strain of COVID-1870: SIT07030, which health officials have nicknamed the “Duck Strain.”
On March 10, 2021, Snevets launched Workday Student as the new student information system. After years of using the archaic Student/Faculty Web Services app on the intra-site, the administration just could no longer handle creating the semester course schedule on white boards in the Registrar office and manually uploading it to the system.