Effective today, ResLife now has the right to check all drawers, cabinets, and closets. The decision was taken by ResLife in effort to promote and reaffirm safety on campus.
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Reports have surfaced this week of several students seeing their peers being dragged with bags over their heads into the basement of the Humps Dormitory.
It is with a heavy heart that I announce the tragically early departure of the Stupe’s Editor in Chief, Isabelle Sieve, presumed dead by authorities on March 17, 2023 at the age of 20, seven days after her disappearance.
As previously written about in this column, where the Wesley J. How Center now stands, there was a Victorian manor known as Castle Snevets.
To set the scene, it was a dark and windy night on campus (when is it not windy) and I was heading to Bagels On The Hudson.
A recent meta-study conducted on the students of Snevets surrounding the percentage of students named Steven showed some surprising, and possibly concerning, results.
On a bright spring morning, I woke up (to my very shock) NOT to the sounds of birds banging their heads against the Jonas Brothers Hall windows and chirping extremely loudly.
In a stunning turn of events, shocking the historical community here at Snevets, the Samuel C. Williams Library has decided to sell all of its possessions to the highest bidder in an all-out bidding war that has left collectors and enthusiasts watching their backs.
In a groundbreaking move, Snevets Academic Course Plans have been dramatically restructured to allow for a much less challenging undergraduate and graduate experience.
Why is Ethan angry all the time?
Ethan: I’m not, just on Sunday evening when I have to answer your questions.