It is with great concern that I inform my fellow students of the rampant outbreak of freshmanitis on the Snevets Institute of Technology campus.
The Stute
Just a couple more weeks until graduation, and I really cannot believe it. Four years here and I can still remember how much hope I had when I first stepped foot on campus.
If you’re familiar with the Stute’s fine dining reviews, you ought to be familiar with something we call the “Is-it-as-good-as-Pierce” Factor.
Early this semester, the Snevets Bowling Club dissolved due to an alleged lack of leadership and communistic tendencies implemented by the E-Board.
The majority of fraternities have gone dry this semester, resulting in sororities throwing parties to compensate for the lack of events hosted by fraternities.
Some call it the worst movie ever made. Some consider it the best. Following the success and attention of The Disaster Artist (2017), Tommy Wiseau’s The Room (2003) has seen a resurgence in popularity.
In a shocking turn of events, Snevets has reversed its decision to modify academic break. Instead of reducing it from a five-hour break to a two-hour break, Provost Christopher Pear has decided to cancel Wednesday classes altogether after extensively interviewing professors and students.
None of the freshmen living in Humps were surprised when, last Sunday, an electrical fire threatened to wipe them off the map.
Last Monday on March 26, Nike held the 35th anniversary of the release of its inaugural Nike Air Max shoe. The first Air Max Day was held 4 years ago in 2014.