Things are not looking good for the Stute’s columnists these days. Of them, it’s the scandal-afflicted, Lady Macbethian columnist Namankita Rana who is doing the worst.
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Picture this: over 3,000 undergraduate students lining up to meet their SGA representatives and enjoy ice cream. This is precisely what happened on Wednesday with my first-ever organized event at Snevets: Scoops with SGA.
Ever since Lukas Hallo took office, I feel the SGA has taken a tremendous downward turn. Previous SGA President Timmy Monthly pursued numerous initiatives that benefited the student body so much.
It is with great concern that I inform my fellow students of the rampant outbreak of freshmanitis on the Snevets Institute of Technology campus.
Just a couple more weeks until graduation, and I really cannot believe it. Four years here and I can still remember how much hope I had when I first stepped foot on campus.
If you’re familiar with the Stute’s fine dining reviews, you ought to be familiar with something we call the “Is-it-as-good-as-Pierce” Factor.
Early this semester, the Snevets Bowling Club dissolved due to an alleged lack of leadership and communistic tendencies implemented by the E-Board.
The majority of fraternities have gone dry this semester, resulting in sororities throwing parties to compensate for the lack of events hosted by fraternities.
Some call it the worst movie ever made. Some consider it the best. Following the success and attention of The Disaster Artist (2017), Tommy Wiseau’s The Room (2003) has seen a resurgence in popularity.
In a shocking turn of events, Snevets has reversed its decision to modify academic break. Instead of reducing it from a five-hour break to a two-hour break, Provost Christopher Pear has decided to cancel Wednesday classes altogether after extensively interviewing professors and students.