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No One Has Worn Pants All Semester

A recent survey sent out to all virtual-only students has revealed that exactly 0 people have worn pants to any Zoom class during the entire semester.

Overloaded in Serenity

I went to Pier C to try and start this column, looking to escape my tiny sweatbox of a bedroom and make some small part of this absurd semester actually feel real.

The iOS update isn’t really an update

Quarantine has done a wonderful job of releasing our inner chefs, artists, craftsmen, and musicians. Most recently, following the release of the iOS 14 update on Apple devices, we can also add graphic designer to the list.

A whole new world, for all of us

Hand sanitizer, masks, and textbook guides for a “socially distant” social life – aka my freshman year back-to-school shopping list. 

I don’t mean to state the obvious here, but this year’s different… like astronomically different.

For our readers (9/29/20)

Please read this message from The Stute Executive Board regarding recent events.