Quiz: Which dorm are you?

If you are reading this, you better take the quiz! If you don’t, then I guess you don’t exist (just like half of the student body missing from campus this year). Now, prepare yourself for the quiz that will put even Buzzfeed to shame.

The directions are simple: pick the answer choice that resides (hehe) with you the best, tally the number of times you pick each letter, and then see your results at the end!

Question 1: How are you feeling?

• A. I can’t complain.
• B. Energetic, let’s go for a run!
• C. I feel pretty well, you?
• D. I’m literally falling apart
• E. I’m great!
• F. Pretty sick, can’t lie
• G. I am so, so, SO happy!

Question 2: What are you most afraid of?

• A. Cockroaches
• B. Mice
• C. Public bathrooms
• D. A shelf falling on my head
• E. Resident Assistants
• F. Nothing scares me
• G. My doppelgänger

Question 3: What have you been doing for fun?

• A. Hanging out in academic buildings
• B. Exploring Washington Street
• C. Gaming
• D. Extra studying
• E. Partying!
• F. I’m grounded…
• G. Going to the city

Question 4: How often do you go back home?

• A. Pretty often
• B. Only on holidays
• C. Literally every weekend
• D. Occasionally
• E. Rarely
• F. I can’t go home…
• G. I never visit home

Question 5: What is your favorite color?

• A. Blue, I guess?
• B. Green, like my plants!
• C. Red
• D. Orange? Purple? Idk.
• E. Red AND gray 🙂
• F. Never thought about it
• G. I love them all!

Question 6: Where do you like to go to eat?

• A. Pierce Dining Hall gets the job done
• B. My favorite place on Washington Street!
• C. 7-Eleven, at 3 a.m.
• D. America’s Cup or Kernel Jan’s
• E. Red and Gray, obviously
• F. I only have one choice…
• G. Anywhere in NYC!

Question 7: What problem can’t you get rid of?

• A. I have a fire scare like every night
• B. Swarms of insects in my bedroom
• C. I’m either freezing or can’t stop sweating
• D. I want to move, but all the nice places are taken
• E. My hot shower water keeps going out
• F. I keep getting put in quarantine
• G. People won’t stop talking about me

Question 8: What kind of music do you listen to?

• A. Honestly? Everything.
• B. Soft pop
• C. Gaming music
• D. I don’t have a preference
• E. Rap, but only at full volume
• F. Upbeat songs for working out
• G. Anything on the radio

Question 9: How social are you?

• A. I have a few close friends
• B. I’m very social
• C. I have a large friend group
• D. I keep to myself mostly
• E. I’m a social butterfly!
• F. I can’t be social right now
• G. I get along with everyone

Question 10: How do you feel about this quiz?

• A. It was pretty fun
• B. Not bad at all
• C. I already know my results
• D. I’ll let you know after I see my results
• E. I feel called out :/
• F. I’ve been very bored, so I liked it
• G. I enjoyed it very much!

Now for your results…

Mostly As – You’re Dave’s Hall! You are easygoing, open-minded, and always hanging out with your friends. People like you because you are chill and can adapt to anywhere you go… but you can be a bit indecisive.

Mostly Bs – You’re Humps! You have tons of energy, lots of friends, and stay on top of trends. You love having plants on your windowsill and explore Washington Street very often. On the downside, you are currently trying to hunt down that stray mouse in your room.

Mostly Cs –You’re Jonas Brothers Hall! Your friends count on you to make them laugh, and you have lots of them. You are either someone who always plays video games 24/7 or just has a really messed up sleep schedule.

Mostly Ds – You’re Palm Tree! You are kind, reliable, and introverted. You are pretty laid-back, smart, and very trustworthy but always seem to have the worst luck.

Mostly Es – You’re River Terrace Sweets! You are adventurous, extremely social, and love to have fun. This quiz frustrated you because you felt signaled out and just got yelled at for blasting your music too loud.

Mostly Fs – You’re in quarantine (aka. Crusty Point Hall)! No jokes for this result… I hope you feel better soon! 🙁

Mostly Gs – You’re the “University Towers”! Everyone loves you and wants to be around you. You radiate such positive vibes and bring joy everywhere you go. You never give yourself enough time to relax, though.