Welcome to The Stupe — the one day out of the year where Off The Press puts some sense into us and teaches us about real journalism! This year promises to be the best one yet, with countless articles exposing the very real news with the most trust worthy sources, thanks to our super-secret inside investigators who work tirelessly to find the truth and nothing but the truth.
Committed to those famous 291038 journalistic principles, staff writers of The Stupe are highly more reliable than ones of The St*te, whose Editor in Chief seems to have some crazy ideas. Luckily we’ve saved St*te reporters from her wrath, who also started crying as they were set free at the thought of never having to sit through another one of her lectures talking about ethics and going over her millionth Google Doc.
But to show our undeniable commitment to journalism we also fired all St*te members for their terrible writing and complete lack of knowledge on ethics, which is super important to The Stupe. Top priority. Only thing we talk about. For real. Nothing can compare to The Stupe’s journalistic integrity and commitment to the truth. All is well as long as The St*te is shut down.
Don’t worry readers, The Stupe is here!
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