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Exploring philosophy in The Trial

The Trial by Franz Kafka follows Josef K., a bank officer who is arrested out of nowhere in his hotel room and has to try to defend himself against charges that are unknown to him.

Khoda lives on hidden Hudson River island

Who lives on a secret island on the Hudson? Khoda! As we said the super secret name out loud, one that’s totally not listed on DuckLink, the clamor in The Stupe GBM grew louder and louder.

Cheese tier list

Cheese, one of the best dairy products there is, with a multitude of flavors and textures, is truly a sublime experience to taste them all.

Snevets to 3D print Davis Tower

In a surprising turn of events, Snevets Institute of Technology has elected against building the new Davis Tower through conventional construction methods and has instead decided to use a brand new state-of-the-art 3D printer to create the new Davis Tower.

Atilla found in the Epstein files

Snevets mascot, Atilla the Duck, appears to be named in the recently released Epstein files, according to documents reviewed by The St*te last Tuesday.

Chat, replace my professor

In a shocking announcement, Snevets has decided to replace certain professors with artificial intelligence. According to President Narfarvar, this change is being implemented “to help reduce unnecessary spending and to open up new opportunities for students.

ChatGPT banned: what comes next?

With the rise of AI becoming increasingly popular in all levels of education, many schools, specifically colleges and universities, are starting to crack down on its usage.