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Atilla found in the Epstein files

Snevets mascot, Atilla the Duck, appears to be named in the recently released Epstein files, according to documents reviewed by The St*te last Tuesday.

Chat, replace my professor

In a shocking announcement, Snevets has decided to replace certain professors with artificial intelligence. According to President Narfarvar, this change is being implemented “to help reduce unnecessary spending and to open up new opportunities for students.

ChatGPT banned: what comes next?

With the rise of AI becoming increasingly popular in all levels of education, many schools, specifically colleges and universities, are starting to crack down on its usage.

Review of Yellowface by R.F. Kuang

I’ve read a few different books by R.F. Kuang, enough to know I have a generally mixed perspective on her novels.

Brain rot, doomscrolling, and locking in

It’s hard to believe that a couple of decades ago, nearly everyone smoked cigarettes. Nobody had any hesitations about it because side effects like lung cancer and other horrible damage weren’t yet known.

Stress, caffeine, and no sleep: how to fix your midterm routine

Midterms have a way of sneaking up on you. One week you’re telling yourself there’s plenty of time, and the next week you’re getting asked to leave the library because it’s closing, running on cold brew, and whatever snacks you could grab between classes.

Stevens students’ guide to getting through exam season

In what feels like no time at all, midterms are back on our radars, and we’re holed up in our dorms or the library for hours at a time, cramming every bit of information from the past six weeks.