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Hoboken floods again!

Hoboken, like its surrounding areas, has a history of flood issues. This was on full display the weekend of March 23 to 24 when a Nor’easter blew into the area.

Tech Flex packed for I Love Female Orgasms

On March 19, 2024, the departments of Residential and Dining Services (RDS), Student Culture and Belonging, and Student Support brought guest speakers from I Love Female Orgasms to campus.

Stute E-Board 2024-25!

Two weeks ago, The Stute held its E-board elections, where I was nominated for a second term as Editor-in-Chief. I’m super excited about this opportunity to learn from my last term and move forward with new goals.

Notes from a daily Scrum

Editor’s note: This is documentation purporting to contain notes from a so-called “Scrum,” that arcane and masochistic ritual particular to certain breeds of software engineer.

Snevets commencement to be virtual

As the commencement ceremony date quickly approaches 2024, the administration has released a concerning announcement for this upcoming spring: commencement will take place over Zoom this year following many issues in the past years and while letting graduating students reminiscent of their high school graduation over Zoom in the height of the pandemic. 

Who needs S.S. Snevets? Defective 737 to become dorm

The recent petition to restore the old floating dorm to the Hudson may have ended in failure, but loath to disappoint, President Narfarvar announced something even more unique: A Boeing 737 will be turned into new first-year housing.

Alleged Secret Society Lives in Academic Buildings

I have uncovered an alleged secret society of Snevets students that live in the academic buildings at night. Upon preliminary investigation, I found they have three distinct sectors.