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Library to bid off all collections, including da Vinci Code

In a stunning turn of events, shocking the historical community here at Snevets, the Samuel C. Williams Library has decided to sell all of its possessions to the highest bidder in an all-out bidding war that has left collectors and enthusiasts watching their backs.

What question should I ask this week?

Why is Ethan angry all the time?

Ethan: I’m not, just on Sunday evening when I have to answer your questions.

New football program drops overall freshman GPA

The projected overall freshman GPA for the 2023-2024 school year has dropped dramatically in contrast to the current freshman class average after Snevets released its admissions decisions for the regular decision applicant pool for the incoming class.

The St*te goes broke, to be replaced by Stupe

The St*te has long been a highly esteemed student publication, tasked with the difficult yet necessary duty of recording the history of Snevets Institute of Technology.

Modernization of Honor Board to replace humans with A.I.

Snevets has unexpectedly announced that due to sustained dissatisfaction with the operation of the Snevets Honesty System, the current Honesty Board will be dissolved and replaced with an artificial intelligence.

Narfarvar’s fraternity Round Robin

Just before spring break, the new Greek life director Kevin Grundle implemented a program called the “Presidential Round Robin.” His goal was to build a better relationship between himself, the Snevets administration, and the fraternities on campus.

Release of the 2023 Khoda list

Every year, a very select few members of the Snevets community are given a most prosperous offer: membership into the elusive Khoda society.