After just recovering from a massive ransomware attack in August 2019, Snevets’ IT department has just taken another critical blow, sending the administration into a frenzy and further devaluing a Snevets Cybersecurity Degree.
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Due to the 70:30 male to female ratio at Snevets, The Stupe was unable to find a girl to write the Girl Talk column for this edition.
On Thursday, March 30, Snevets’ campus featured a random petting zoo between 2 p.m. to 5 p.m., inviting STEM students to take a break from their difficult workload.
Pssssst. Is this Miss Julia Dwight’s College Gourmet column? Because if so, it would seem that I am… actually in the right place!
The Stupe would like to formally announce this year’s annual Duck Hunt. The event will take place for one day only this April 1, when students will have the opportunity to search for hidden ducks across campus.
Have you ever been in a museum, already gotten your steps in for the day, and yet still be galleries away from the food court?
In a recent study by Snevets, researchers found that non-Pinnacle Scholars have, on average, higher IQs than their Scholar counterparts.
The Pinnacle Scholar Program is a part of the Special Programs at Snevets, of which “selected” students are a part.
This past week, in an unprecedented move, Svenets’ fraternities hosted their first ever community service event — the Magic Mike Olympics.
Due to a bug in the newly integrated Workday system, the Honor Board is now listed within Snevets’ system as being a Fraternity.
For decades, the true identity of Attila the Duck has been a matter of concern to the Snevets student body. After all, how can you trust someone whose height “varies?”