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New CAL 107 class for Pinnacle Scholars

A knew academic requirement, CAL 107, has been added to the Pineneedle Scholar requirements. As a pineneedle scholar I felt the need to investigate this new clas. 

I became a senior?? (NOT CLICKBAIT, COPS CALLED)

On a bright spring morning, I woke up (to my very shock) NOT to the sounds of birds banging their heads against the Jonas Brothers Hall windows and chirping extremely loudly.

Removal of elevators from residential towers!

As many of you know, Snevets had to end the physical education requirement last year due to lack of funding. Apparently PE teachers were charging extra because they had to drag some students out of their rooms to get them to participate.

Library to bid off all collections, including da Vinci Code

In a stunning turn of events, shocking the historical community here at Snevets, the Samuel C. Williams Library has decided to sell all of its possessions to the highest bidder in an all-out bidding war that has left collectors and enthusiasts watching their backs.

Editorial

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What question should I ask this week?

Why is Ethan angry all the time?

Ethan: I’m not, just on Sunday evening when I have to answer your questions.

Techflex: a fashion disaster

The prestigious New York Fashion Week (NYFW) event is to be hosted in Snevets’ very own, overhyped, glorified conference room: Techflex.