It is with a sad heart that we have to announce that yet another student has succumbed to the sweet siren call that is the budlitevirus.
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Not only are computer nerds and PC gamers bred at Snevets, it now seems to be a petri dish for viruses.
These two icons have become the most popular celebrities on campus since their introduction at the beginning of the semester. That’s right; we’re talking about those big, beautiful cranes that are being used to construct the much-anticipated “University Towers.”
Following the closing of Hayden and Davis Halls to make room for the erection of the new student center, also known by its codename, the “Narfarvar Towers,” a large wave of upperclassmen have been forced off campus.
Hii ni barua ya wazi kwa baraza la mawaziri la SGA 2019, kutoka kwa mwanachama mwenye kazi (na aliyehusika) wa chuo cha Stevens.
Campus suzerain Eric Londres has released his list of demands for Snevets after the Snevets government capitulated early last week, ending the four-semester-long war between the two superpowers.
It’s a sad day on campus after sudden news that Attila, the lovable school mascot that has inspired hope and joy in countless children, has been arrested by Hoboken Police on St.
“I was dragging my feet after taking an exceptionally challenging physics exam. That is when I saw them, huddled in a circle that was showered in immense sunlight.
Snevets administration announced on Tuesday that, in the interest of pursuing total equality for as many students as they possibly can, they shall be extending priority registration to the vast majority of the undergraduate student body.
Hello, I am writing into The Stupe to respond to an ad posted in last week’s personals column. Whoever wrote it was looking for someone who likes Piña Coladas, and I only have one thing to say in response: Yes, I like Piña Coladas.