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Scavengers have begun roaming campus since the recent "evacuation."
A cure for BUDLITE-19 has been found by Snevets faculty.
Since the outbreak of BUDLITE-19 in the United States, Snevets made the decision to send students home and close the campus.
In light of the COVID-19 pandemic, students have been told to leave their student housing, including dorms, greek life houses, and leased housing.
New dorms are slated to join the Howe Center in mournfully looming over the Hudson by Spring 2022, but there has been a hiccup.
In response to the overall kerfuffle that has been the BUDLITE-19 virus outbreak, as well as the cessation of physical classes, the school’s administration has decided to enact an optional pass/fail grading for students to opt into if they feel that their grades would otherwise suffer due to the outbreak.
The answers to this week’s crossword would have been as follows:
1 across – Brandon
2 across – Seidman
3 across – Is
4 across – Sad
5 across – He
1 down – Can’t
2 down – Do
3 down – The
4 down – AbrahamLincoln
5 down – Crossword