Ok, I need to be straight with you. As you can tell from the dramatic change of voice and direct nature of this article, I’m not the usual writer for Off the Press.
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Encouraged by the popularity of the new Stevens Shuttles, the administration has announced they will “launch” a series of upgrades to convert them into Stevens Space Shuttles.
We here at Off the Press were surprised to learn that one of the many parties we were not invited to is called the “Founders Day Ball,” and that it is going to be tonight.
Demonstrating the revival of school spirit and campus involvement as the pandemic wanes (although we’re not jinxing it so we’re gonna say we think it’s about to get way worse with a zombie vampire mutation in a month or so), a new student organization has just reached full RSO status.
Celebrations surpassing the scale of those at the 150th anniversary, graduation, and the announcement that snow days would still continue to exist erupted on Tuesday, 2/22/22 at 2:22 p.m.
On Thursday, we here at Off the Press had the chance to catch up with one Stevens student who was very excited to “watch the Super Bowl this Sunday,” adding that it was the first time in his life his beloved Cincinnati Bengals were playing in it and he wouldn’t miss it for the world.
In a stressful time for many Stevens students looking for summer internships, co-ops, and full time jobs after graduation, we had the distinct pleasure to catch up with one student who got the job the old-fashioned way.
After an eventful winter break where the start of in person classes and events was delayed two weeks, Stevens has announced they will switch to an hour by hour decision process for in-person activities.
In response to the overwhelming demand among students who have begun applying for internships only to realize with dismay the vast number of cover letters they’ll need to write, several of the professional societies have banded together to co-host a cover letter auction event.
The pressure continued to mount on a local student this week after a conversation with his parents revealed he was responsible for filling several hours on a Saturday afternoon while his family visited.