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Posts published in “Off The Press”

Off The Press is a satirical Opinion column written and organized by Off Center, often used to joke about current Stevens issues and campus news. It is currently organized by Matthew Brantl.

Health Honor Board Takes Over School

Much like its older and more handsome brother, the Stevens Honor Board, the Stevens Health Honor Board has largely been ceremonial and frankly useless ever since its inception.

Attila Tested Positive for Coronavirus

Steven's famous mascot/resident war criminal has fallen ill with COVID-19, ruining the school's current streak. Try not to cry long enough to read the article.

Commencement postponed

In a surprising twist, the school recently released an email that wasn’t part of the running tally of every single student who has fallen for the wily wiles of that most virulent of viruses, COVID-19.

Greek Life transitions to online hazing

As the dreaded COVID-19 continues to ravage large swathes of the globe, back at home, people have been trying to wrestle a modicum of normalcy from the current XK-Class End-of-the-World scenario.

Farvardinville

In light of the COVID-19 pandemic, students have been told to leave their student housing, including dorms, greek life houses, and leased housing.