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We here at Off The Press were shocked to learn of the rapid rise of a new comedy club on campus “On Point.”
With the wonders of modern technology, Off The Press has finally achieved what journalists, scholars, and truth-lovers throughout history have only dreamed of: automatic articles.
Students were shocked to discover this week that the school was planning to still host the absolute rager known as TechFest, but were less surprised to find out that, much like literally everything else, the pandemic had ruined it beyond recognition.
Celebrations have erupted among students as the school has launched the award-winning and long-awaited web service Workday Student this week, finally ending the previous tyranny of myStevens Web Services that has plagued students for generations.
It has been around one whole year since the breakout success of COVID-19 has forced Stevens to shut down and revert to lame online classes like so many cavemen.
The seemingly non-stop snow storms that have plagued the lucky few people on campus have recently been discovered to be the work of the Stevens Aerospace Engineering Department, whose Weather-o-Matic 3000 has been on the fritz lately.
It was Valentine’s Day this Sunday, which means that love is in the air, along with a certain virus that shall not be named.
It’s our last article of the semester, but we’ll be damned if literally anything has happened for the last couple of weeks, so in the interest of not ragging on the SGA for longer than is funny (or until they incur our wrath again), Off the Press is going to end this unique semester with a community update article full of fun little “micro-stories” that have all been rigorously researched and are chock-full of that sweet ol’ Off the Press charm that we are legally and biologically required to produce.