Snevets Counseling and Psychological Services has started exploring new techniques for counseling programs. CAPS has recently announced the introduction of “gaslighting therapy” into their program, releasing a statement on their website: “Sometimes a student in distress just needs to be told ‘No, I don’t think so.’”
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In a victory almost nobody asked for, excepting the ever-outspoken student athlete population, cutting-edge nanoscale condoms have been distributed to vending machines across campus.
I don’t know, but I ❤️ it.
Disclaimer: This article is part of The Stupe and is satire
In a bold move by Snevets administration that can only be described as intellectual hubris, a Clarks Scholars-only section of D2 with one elite group was introduced this past semester.
Transitions into new chapters of life are notoriously challenging, the first year of college being no exception. Snevets correctly notes that equipping students with the tools necessary to succeed both in and out the classroom during this turbulent phase enhances retention, overall student satisfaction, and NSSE statistics.
In a move that has stunned students, faculty, and the local community, Snevets Institute of Technology has announced the long-awaited return of its football program after 100 years.
An orca was spotted balancing a salmon on its head in late October near Washington’s Kitsap Peninsula, according to the Orca Network.
As a music and technology major, when I applied to Snevets, I submitted a musical portfolio. Submitting mine resulted in more opportunities for scholarships, and as a 19-year-old arts major, I love free money!
The Cat in the Hat is trite and derived, But the truth, my friend, is it’s the worst book for bedtime, deprived.
You’ve heard of senioritis — that fog that settles over your final year, where motivation drops and everything starts to feel “optional”.