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The Cat in the Hat falls flat

The Cat in the Hat is trite and derived, But the truth, my friend, is it’s the worst book for bedtime, deprived.

Co-opitis

You’ve heard of senioritis — that fog that settles over your final year, where motivation drops and everything starts to feel “optional”.

Swift’s new release on shuffle

I’m sure you’ve heard it by now. The amazing, groundbreaking, record-smashing new album by Taylor Swift. Swift’s 13th album is entitled Karma.

Giya Dressingonit is dead!

On March 27, 2025, a harrowing missing persons investigation came to a grim close late into the night as The Stupe’s Editor in Chief, Giya dressingonit was presumed dead in a tragic Davis Hall fire that set the UCC ablaze. 

This event? Or This and following events?

I basically live out of my Google Calendar when I am at school. I’ve got classes, meetings, appointments, assignments, hangouts, exams, presentations, reminders to submit Workday hours, practices, and GBMs galore, all neatly organized into one place.

Women have to spend more but earn less? Make it make sense.

I personally love the color pink but absolutely loathe the pink tax. If you don’t know what the pink tax is, I’ll give you an example: if I wanted to buy a razor at a pharmacy and I check out both the women’s and men’s razors, the women’s razor is likely to be more expensive.

ABA dine fine

I love poetry, especially the kind that’s a bit confusing but still resonates, like Emily Dickinson’s “I heard a fly buzz when I died.”

A horrific murder with In Cold Blood

In Cold Blood, by Truman Capote, follows a real historical crime from the 20th century. In 1959, the Clutter family was brutally murdered in Kansas.

To spring break or not to spring break?

Spring break: the infamous mid-semester escape filled with beach trips, spontaneous travel, or simply the long-awaited chance to sleep. But for co-op students, the concept of spring break is a bit more complicated.