Today’s turtles are smaller than humans, but only 9,000 years ago, turtles the size of couches inhabited much of the Brazilian Amazon.
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Ultimate Frisbee
Ultimate Frisbee is now in the third month of their spring season, which began halfway through January.
In a recent three-game series against Delaware Valley University, the Stevens Baseball team added two wins and a loss to their now overall 14-7 record.
On Friday, March 29, the Stevens Softball team competed in a Middle Atlantic Conference (MAC) Freedom doubleheader against Delaware Valley, resulting in an 8-5 victory and a 2-3 loss.
Reports have surfaced this week of several students seeing their peers being dragged with bags over their heads into the basement of the Humps Dormitory.
Effective today, ResLife now has the right to check all drawers, cabinets, and closets. The decision was taken by ResLife in effort to promote and reaffirm safety on campus.
Upon discovering that nobody thought, “Ah yes, like the avocado.” Our steadfast school of humanities has once again decided to rebrand.
The appearance of a third wing of the Gateway building would certainly be noteworthy — if such claims could be substantiated.
I would like to dedicate this article to all of my fellow Ducks who, to this day, do not know the North Tower is really Harries Tower.
Following the success of The Female Orgasm, an “independent organizer” at Snevets announced they will be holding Snevet’s very first Male Orgasm event.