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President Favardin and the ghosts of Stevens’ past

On October 31, a source that wishes to remain anonymous reported strange occurrences happening at Hoxie House. Our witness reports that three figures from Stevens’ history, Colonel John Stevens, Edwin A.

Slap the ass and pass conspiracy

At the heart of campus lies the famous Torch Bearers Statue. Every Stevens student has probably passed it on their way to the library at some point.

The mystery of the trash chute

This past Tuesday, a week before Halloween, my roommate temporarily disappeared. It all started when my roommate, Avery, offered to take the trash out to the room just down the hall.

Cursed horse statue on campus?

During my freshman year, I had always walked past the Torch Bearers statue here on campus without thinking twice about it—not even knowing the name of it until today—maybe just with a passing thought about how people always say they’re going to touch the horse in some weird place.​

In the woods by Tana French

In Dublin, summer of 1984, mothers call their children home. However, three children will not be returning home from the dark and silent woods that night, and two of those children will never be returning home.

Q: What should I dress up as for Halloween?

Claire: 

Celebrating Halloween at college is an intense affair lasting anywhere from a few days to a few weeks. As you might have already noticed, some houses have had their decorations up all month.

Boo, did we scare you?

(The following is intended to be read in a ghastly, spooky, voice). Welcome to The Stute’s fourth edition of the Halloween Issue!

Trick-or-treat with graph theory

Trick-or-treating was my favorite part of Halloween growing up. I loved to walk around, see other people’s costumes, and collect a hearty stock of candy to eat over the next few months.