For decades, the true identity of Attila the Duck has been a matter of concern to the Snevets student body. After all, how can you trust someone whose height “varies?”
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Due to a bug in the newly integrated Workday system, the Honor Board is now listed within Snevets’ system as being a Fraternity.
This past week, in an unprecedented move, Svenets’ fraternities hosted their first ever community service event — the Magic Mike Olympics.
In a recent study by Snevets, researchers found that non-Pinnacle Scholars have, on average, higher IQs than their Scholar counterparts.
The Pinnacle Scholar Program is a part of the Special Programs at Snevets, of which “selected” students are a part.
The Stupe would like to formally announce this year’s annual Duck Hunt. The event will take place for one day only this April 1, when students will have the opportunity to search for hidden ducks across campus.
On Thursday, March 30, Snevets’ campus featured a random petting zoo between 2 p.m. to 5 p.m., inviting STEM students to take a break from their difficult workload.
After just recovering from a massive ransomware attack in August 2019, Snevets’ IT department has just taken another critical blow, sending the administration into a frenzy and further devaluing a Snevets Cybersecurity Degree.
In a sudden turn of events, President Narfarvar has decided to step down from his position as the President of Snevets.
(Editor’s Note: This article is satire)
Tensions are rising as Snevets proves it is able to design buildings that don’t look like vomit stains.
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