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The Stute
So you’re on your second trip to Pierce Dining Hall today for lunch, for a meal that’s mid at best, and you’re already dreading the burger and fries you’re going to get for dinner from Yellas.
I had always lived close to Stevens, yet never once visited the campus until Admitted Student Weekend, and then came back for the second time for freshman orientation.
In a 2024 discussion with Tyler Cowen in Miami hosted by the Mercatus Center, Peter Thiel, famed founder of PayPal, Palantir and Founders Fund and the first outside investor in Facebook, was invited to speak on the complexities of political theology.
If you’ve ever considered taking excessive amounts of steroids and hormones, smashing your facial bones, and becoming infertile in the name of beauty, chances are you’re inspired by Clavicular, a popular looksmaxxing influencer.
In a world that seems to care more every day, the real secret to success may be believing in your future.
Due to the previous dean’s sudden disappearance, Tillie was appointed Dean of Students. Tillie had an extensive history of being cute, being cute, being cute, and being cute, which made her the perfect candidate for the role.
Snevets, ranked as the number one university worldwide in innovation by The St*pe, is once again at the frontier of advancement.
On Friday, March 27, something absolutely wild happened. Listen here pal, because I’ve got quite the story to tell. So like, ok, you know Attila (the duck) and Tillie (the dog), right?
In an organization inherently dominated by women, one man stands to persevere and fight against society’s confines. Known as a local legend on campus, that man is none other than Itai Geller.