The Cat in the Hat is trite and derived, But the truth, my friend, is it’s the worst book for bedtime, deprived.
Posts published in “The Stupe”
An event more devastating than a snack swipe’s worth being diminished from two cookies to one has been distressing students across campus.
You’ve heard of senioritis — that fog that settles over your final year, where motivation drops and everything starts to feel “optional”.
In a recent report, approximately 1% of Snevets students are failing. However, the Snevets administration has deemed this unacceptable and an affront to everything the university stands for.
In a stunning move by the Centers for Disease Control (CDC), as of April 1, 2025, America will be subject to a non-mask mandate: No one in the country can wear a mask!
It’s official – Dave’s Hall will not be destroyed anytime soon. This was confirmed on Monday, March 25, by “Anonymous” on Fizz.
Well, folks, as we are all aware, our beloved Assistant Director of Fraternity & Sorority Life, Keben Drunger, has decided to pack his bags and chase his dreams (and all the power to him).
Vaping is a phenomenon that has skyrocketed in popularity over the past few years. As of July 2023, a study from health journal Respiratory Care shows that over a third of college students use electronic nicotine delivery devices.
It’s official: Macbook users have been banned from campus. In a recent deal with Microsoft, Snevets received an undisclosed amount of funding for banishing the Apple-supporting students from the school.
Hi, I’m the freshman who is still wearing my Snevets keychain around my neck. I love wearing my dorm key like a necklace to assert dominance over those who have to walk more than five minutes to get to their classes.