In a surprise email sent to the entire Snevets community this morning, God stressed that He “does not care” if students host events on religious holidays.
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As many may already know, at the end of the fall semester, the Hoboken Planning Board approved Snevets’ application for the construction of two towers that will provide future housing and space for student organizations on campus.
Some of you guys might not know me, so listen up. Starting today, you better learn the name Audrey D’Souza and learn to respect it!
I have a complicated relationship with money. Though, in all honesty, complicated doesn’t even really begin to scratch the surface of it.
Professor X is the one professor that has set the standard for all Snevets professors and enriches the minds of undergraduate students, also known as “adults with training wheels,” so they can become full-fledged two-wheel-bike riding adults.
Congressman Greg Giantfore, while at Snevets to tour his incomplete academic complex, was caught bodyslamming Snevets President Narfarvar. Several witnesses describe the slam as “a bit too aggressive,” and a few witnesses even report that Giantfore bodyslammed Narvarfar more than once.
In an effort to keep students of Snevets Institute of Technology continuously innovating in their academic and personal lives, an initiative has been set in motion to cancel all leased housing.
After spending an entire semester passing changes to its own bylaws, Lukas Hallo, the President of the SGA, declared, “The SGA is amazing.
President Narfarvar of Snevets announced, in his final speech as President, that he has sold the school. Up-and-coming entrepreneur and inventor Heinz Doofenshmirtz offered 20 million and 1 dollars for the entire institute, with plans to make it greater than ever before.
After a series of unfortunate events, Snevets Fencing has faced a permanent ban from Snevets campus. All fencing faculty members have also been fired.