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The Room

Some call it the worst movie ever made. Some consider it the best. Following the success and attention of The Disaster Artist (2017), Tommy Wiseau’s The Room (2003) has seen a resurgence in popularity.

Snevets closing

On Today, March 31, at 8:00 am, from his house, on the Snevets campus, next to the Castle Point Hall, President Narfarvar made a statement that cannot be quoted here since this reporter forgot to quote him.

Snevets seeker saves game

In an incredible turn of events last night, the seeker for the Snevets Quidditch team scored big.
After recent cheating allegations, a demoralized Flying Ducks team put up just 30 points in the first two hours of the final regular season Quidditch match against Ilvermorny.

Snevets, I still have some questions

I’m approaching the seventh monthiversary for my time at Snevets. Throughout my freshmen year so far, I like to think I have taken advantage of everything on campus… well, as much as I could.

Course selection advice

Hey there freshmen, course selection is coming up next week for your 3rd semester at Snevets. Are you puzzled about what courses you need to take?

Rump Administration calls The Stupe fake news

On Tuesday morning President Rump sent out another provoking tweet this time aimed at the Stupe. “We had another great News Conference at Rump Tower today.

Stute pays readers

After the last SGA budget meeting, Stupe was told to increase readership and circulation, or have publication shut down. Stupe has tried to rally its readers and supporters to fight this ultimatum.

Drumpf assassin detained

Last Thursday, an assassin was arrested at the White House for an attempted assassination on Conald Rump. Reports say he was pointing a loaded gun at the president for ten minutes without pulling the trigger before being apprehend by the Secret Service.