Huh… that’s weird! How is it possible that I am sitting here, writing the infamous “Senioritis” column for The Stupe?! It feels like it was just two weeks ago that I was writing under “Mind of a Freshman.”
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Well, it finally looks like the Freshman Plague (aka freshmanitis) that goes around each year finally got Snevets to close its doors.
Postmodernist Thomas Kuhn once said, “the answers you get depend upon the questions you ask.” In science, the questions we ask are predetermined by a method, empirically based observations, and lead to explanations based on predictions that must take into account context, confounding variables, and consistency of repetitive experimentation.
Enjoy the freshest memes around town, courtesy of Stupers!
Courtesy of Jordyn Ramelli, Sanjana Madhu, and Roshni Revankar.
Scavengers have begun roaming campus since the recent "evacuation."
A cure for BUDLITE-19 has been found by Snevets faculty.
Since the outbreak of BUDLITE-19 in the United States, Snevets made the decision to send students home and close the campus.
In light of the COVID-19 pandemic, students have been told to leave their student housing, including dorms, greek life houses, and leased housing.
New dorms are slated to join the Howe Center in mournfully looming over the Hudson by Spring 2022, but there has been a hiccup.