Have you ever been in a museum, already gotten your steps in for the day, and yet still be galleries away from the food court?
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“We are looking forward to a better world for all of us,” said President Narfarvar. “We stuck it in the How Center for so long, and we’re pretty sure it’s safe to say we’re never going to come back to visit.”
This past week, Snevets faculty finally completed a formulation of a BUDLITE-19 vaccine ready for a first round of clinical trials.
If you are reading this, you better take the quiz! If you don’t, then I guess you don’t exist (just like half of the student body missing from campus this year).
Welcome to The Stupe — the one day out of the year where Off The Press puts some sense into us and teaches us about real journalism!
Well, it’s all Snevets students’ favorite time of the year again — class registration. Upcoming Fall 2021 registration will be taking place online, so the registrar has turned off their emails and will be ignoring all questions from students.
On March 28, 2021, the Center of Disease of Control (CDC) announced a new, highly infectious strain of COVID-1870: SIT07030, which health officials have nicknamed the “Duck Strain.”
On March 10, 2021, Snevets launched Workday Student as the new student information system. After years of using the archaic Student/Faculty Web Services app on the intra-site, the administration just could no longer handle creating the semester course schedule on white boards in the Registrar office and manually uploading it to the system.
We here at Off The Press are always trying to improve journalistic literacy among the unwashed masses, and so we are creating this writing template for anyone that wants to try their hand at writing their very own news article!
With the wonders of modern technology, Off The Press has finally achieved what journalists, scholars, and truth-lovers throughout history have only dreamed of: automatic articles.