a meditation to make you closer to attilla the duck
imagine. you are attilla the hun. you die after many glorious decades.
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On Wednesday, April 1, the Snevets Government Association (SGA) passed Resolution S-20S-004 Diversity & Inclusion Committee Kickoff Act (D.I.C.K.) which struck Section 7.11 The Diversity & Inclusion Committee (D&I) from the SGA bylaws.
As previously reported by Off The Press, Snevets adopted an Optional Pass-Fail grading system in response to the BUDLITE-19 crisis a few weeks ago.
As classes shift towards being online, the Honesty Board has struggled to keep up with the times and is scrambling to catch those who are cheating from the comfort of their own homes.
Recent videos sent to the Stupe have revealed that last night, campus celebrity Derek S. Mondres was outside Gateway West when he abruptly began to scream and cry, “2019, I am sorry!
On March 8, a petition was created by students that called for the Snevets administration to take action in light of the BUDLITE-19 pandemic.
The SGA meeting on March 29 has topped the daytime talk show ratings for the first time since April 2017.
This episode featured a riveting conclusion to the SGA versus DI group storyline with a heated argument between President Samanta Mola and former Vice Presidential Candidate Nazeeer.
“such class, very thought, omg” —The Stute staff
With the closing of campus and the move to online classes,
the senior experience has been tragically cut short. The Innovation Expo has
been cancelled, commencement has been postponed, and seniors are no longer
around on campus to experience the typical “senioritis” in person that usually accompanies
one’s last year of undergraduate studies.
Due to BUDLITE-19, the May 2020 graduation has been postponed to the picosecond before the universe and time itself end.
In this picosecond, a whole lot will happen.