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Fantastic Flats kicks Giovanni’s to the curb

Last year, the entire student body mourned the death removal of Fantastic Flats from the UCC Marketplace. It was a tragedy for a place sooooo Fantastic to be taken away from the students.

Tail the campus rat spreads joy and disease

Unsatiated by dog and duck, the Snevets community has been ravenously calling for a third mascot to supplement Tillie and Attila as ambassadors and stewards of the University’s beloved brand.

Rats discovered in Peirce Dining Hall; All are thrilled

A precautionary inspection of Peirce Dining Hall has uncovered what state health officials are calling a “serious, pervasive, and not easily addressable” rodent infestation of the university’s beloved dining institution.

Snevets sees a decrease in unemployment rates, but why?

Snevets students have dutifully submitted resumes into the abyss of the career portal, with often little to no success. Some receive offers from prestigious corporations, taking on positions like “Local Bar Regular” and “Unpaid Family Intern,” but not many.

Library open 24/7 to ensure horrible school-life balance

In a recent report, approximately 1% of Snevets students are failing. However, the Snevets administration has deemed this unacceptable and an affront to everything the university stands for.

Quick tips for parents on how to be more involved in their kid’s college life

For many parents, sending their little ducklings to Snevets can be stressful. With rumors of rodents making the best food Snevets has ever seen, some interesting topics of the first-year course, and a crazy amount of wind, here are some quick tips for all the parents of the Snevets community to get involved. 

To bush or not to bush?

Some of you may be wondering, what is the point of landscaping? And to that point, I also ask what is the point of landscaping?