Last year, the entire student body mourned the death removal of Fantastic Flats from the UCC Marketplace. It was a tragedy for a place sooooo Fantastic to be taken away from the students.
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For all the commuters of Hoboken, I come bearing bad news… I thought my last article was the finale in the PATH revamp saga, but I was wrong.
Unsatiated by dog and duck, the Snevets community has been ravenously calling for a third mascot to supplement Tillie and Attila as ambassadors and stewards of the University’s beloved brand.
A precautionary inspection of Peirce Dining Hall has uncovered what state health officials are calling a “serious, pervasive, and not easily addressable” rodent infestation of the university’s beloved dining institution.
Snevets students have dutifully submitted resumes into the abyss of the career portal, with often little to no success. Some receive offers from prestigious corporations, taking on positions like “Local Bar Regular” and “Unpaid Family Intern,” but not many.
An event more devastating than a snack swipe’s worth being diminished from two cookies to one has been distressing students across campus.
In a recent report, approximately 1% of Snevets students are failing. However, the Snevets administration has deemed this unacceptable and an affront to everything the university stands for.
Is finding a relationship on campus hard? Do you skip showers frequently? Are you afraid to speak to people of the opposite sex, same sex, or anyone at all?
For many parents, sending their little ducklings to Snevets can be stressful. With rumors of rodents making the best food Snevets has ever seen, some interesting topics of the first-year course, and a crazy amount of wind, here are some quick tips for all the parents of the Snevets community to get involved.
Some of you may be wondering, what is the point of landscaping? And to that point, I also ask what is the point of landscaping?