Scavengers have begun roaming campus since the recent "evacuation."
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A cure for BUDLITE-19 has been found by Snevets faculty.
In light of the COVID-19 pandemic, students have been told to leave their student housing, including dorms, greek life houses, and leased housing.
New dorms are slated to join the Howe Center in mournfully looming over the Hudson by Spring 2022, but there has been a hiccup.
In response to the overall kerfuffle that has been the BUDLITE-19 virus outbreak, as well as the cessation of physical classes, the school’s administration has decided to enact an optional pass/fail grading for students to opt into if they feel that their grades would otherwise suffer due to the outbreak.
a meditation to make you closer to attilla the duck
imagine. you are attilla the hun. you die after many glorious decades.
As classes shift towards being online, the Honesty Board has struggled to keep up with the times and is scrambling to catch those who are cheating from the comfort of their own homes.
On March 8, a petition was created by students that called for the Snevets administration to take action in light of the BUDLITE-19 pandemic.
“such class, very thought, omg” —The Stute staff
Due to BUDLITE-19, the May 2020 graduation has been postponed to the picosecond before the universe and time itself end.
In this picosecond, a whole lot will happen.