Ever since the beginning of Pierce Dining Hall, people have been trying to discover the sole reason why the food served at Stevens is blander than a modern-day Disney Channel sitcom.
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Off The Press is a satirical Opinion column written and organized by Off Center, often used to joke about current Stevens issues and campus news. It is currently organized by Matthew Brantl.
According to the local Hojoken news source, “Nohnoozesguhd News,” there have been recent reports about sightings of people with an actual freaking brain.
As the author sits now to write his final Off the Press article, it seems an appropriate time to reflect on the importance of finishing what we start.
There is a crisis! No one knows how to read anymore! This is objectively the worst possible medium for announcing this crisis and coming to a conclusion because of the aforementioned nature of the crisis.
Student Orgs, for the last two semesters, have been dealing with the small lockers in the UCC to keep items to run their club.
In an effort to continually minimize the distance walking between two points in Hoboken, a local student has taken advantage of his ability to phase through buildings to reduce distance.
Now that we’ve dotted the last “i” and crossed the last “t”(much to its dissatisfaction), Off the Press is excited to announce our new website is up and running and ready for a mad dash of traffic.
Off the Press is known for its journalistic prowess, so we would be remiss not to pen our perspective on local water situations.
Off the Press got an urgent message this week on behalf of the silly little guys on campus. It took five of them stacked on top of each other in a little trench coat to get the envelope through the mail slot on our door, but late Thursday night, an adorable little envelope slid through the slot and to the top of our mail pile.
With the Innovation Expo coming up in just over two months, one Senior Design team looking to get a head start held its first team meeting this week to lay out some team rules.