Posts published in “Off The Press”
Off The Press is a satirical Opinion column written and organized by Off Center, often used to joke about current Stevens issues and campus news. It is currently organized by Matthew Brantl.
Dismay has struck the hearts of everyone across campus as it has come to light that Stevens Institute of Technology is, in fact, not a real school.
If there’s one thing we Ducks pride ourselves on here at Stevens, it’s innovation. To help students show off their creativity and ingenuity, and also celebrate the school’s 150th anniversary, the Schaefer School of Engineering has put together the Duck and Cover: Make Your Fellow Students Duck and Cover Competition.
In a remarkable turn of events, made all the more so by the fact that there were no events to turn nor be remarked upon, absolutely nothing of consequence occurred since our last article.