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Letter from the Copy Editor

Hello! Frequent readers of The Stute might not recognize my name as a typical staff writer — I’ve been the Head Copy Editor for the past four years, editing in the shadows fixing Oxford commas, sentences that are just not quite right, and cases of oh no no no how on earth do I fix this fueled by Pepsi and cold pizza in three different Stute offices until the wee hours of the morning.

An unusual goodbye

Although I have a month until I walk across the stage at graduation, the time has finally come for my last column.

Graduation: a beginning or an end?

We progress through life in stages. In each stage, we dedicate all of our time toward preparing ourselves for the next one.

Off the Press Editor-in-Chief Graduates, Millions Mourn

It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that everyone’s favorite reporter, the Prince of Print, the Sultan of Satire, the Babe Ruth of Breaking News, Simon Pepa, is about to graduate from college and will tragically no longer grace the pages of The Stute with his topical and trendy articles.