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Posts published by “Keenan Yates”

Managing Editor of The Stute. 3/4 Engineering Management major. Solid swimmer. Novice guitar player. Terrible surfer.

Hello, hello Hoboken!

Being a second-year freshman is a lot like online dating. You’ve hypothetically “met” the

school already, and decided this is the one based on the limited information you were given.

That’s all, folks!

There’s something dark chocolate and endings have in common; the good ones are distinctly bittersweet. Not overly saturated, just bittersweet and realistic in an “all good things must come to an end” kind of fashion.

Stevens Lite

All it took was a single blink for us to time travel all the way to April. Now here we are, registering for fall classes is around the corner and we’re a block away from finals.

The world’s greatest inventions

“World’s greatest inventions” as a Google search produces hundreds of millions of results in a split second. There are a dozen websites on the first page alone (because everyone knows you just don’t go to the second page of Google), all of which have their own list on what exactly the world’s greatest inventions are.

How to respond to people who ask what you want to be when you grow up

“What do you want to be when you grow up?” is, to most, a well-known and often encountered question. Some might even consider it along the lines of lighthearted interrogation especially if coming from someone who has—get this—expectations as to what one might be.

Does fun exist at Stevens?

Stevens has a lot going for it when you look at the numbers. If you take a minute to look into how it stacks up, you’ll probably see the terms “high return on investment” and “starting salary” being thrown around left and right across different college ranking websites.