I decided to bust my tail a bit and double or, I guess, triple-write just so I could have an article in the Halloween Issue.
Posts published by “Kevin Castner Jr.”
Recently, there have been rumors of a large duck waddling around campus. Huge webbed footprints have been spotted on the Hudson shoreline by the Griffith Building, and three-foot-long feathers have been spotted in Palmer Fountain.
I am admittedly not a huge coffee guy. I actually much prefer a nice cup of hot chocolate any day of the week.
Alrighty folks, it’s time for my second most favorite season of the year: FALL. I said last time that I would be writing about bicycle gears this time around.
Just about every purely mechanical mechanism can be constructed from the six simple machines. These include the inclined plane, wedge, lever, wheel and axle, screw, and pulley.
Hey everybody, in what will be my sixth time writing for The Stute over my illustrious career (3 of which being The Stupe), I would like to share with you all my submission for Commencement speaker.
In October of 2023, a petition was started by Kevin Castner Jr. ‘24 and distributed throughout campus and online in an effort to bring the SS Stevens anchor back to campus.
Upon discovering that nobody thought, “Ah yes, like the avocado.” Our steadfast school of humanities has once again decided to rebrand.
I would like to dedicate this article to all of my fellow Ducks who, to this day, do not know the North Tower is really Harries Tower.
You know, I was going to write an article about cutting-edge research, but I got to thinking, what the hell is a “nano”particle?