This is it, I guess, this is the last time you will hear about my experiences as a senior getting ready to reach the real world.
Posts published by “Ethan Kleschinsky”
Having been through almost the entirety of college at this point, I am reflecting on the ways I have spent my time.
The Senioritis is really kicking in, so I don’t feel like writing. Come back next time!
When I was approached by The Stupe for the opportunity to 3peat in writing my annual rendition of the Girl Talk column, I couldn’t turn down the offer.
Picture this: you’re stranded on a deserted desert island with nothing, and you can only have one thing with you. The answer is pretty clear; anyone in their right mind would opt for a single blowjob to help overcome the adversity of the situation.
Reports have surfaced this week of several students seeing their peers being dragged with bags over their heads into the basement of the Humps Dormitory.
I feel with graduation creeping up closer and closer every single day I sometimes forget to appreciate the little things that I love about college and life in general.
Just a week ago, I attended the 100 days ‘til graduation event, where all graduating seniors were invited to come together to celebrate the real beginning of the end.
I feel as if I have been in college for decades at this point, perhaps eons. Every day I grow more tired of the mundane and meaningless and yearn for something uplifting.
With the end of the semester approaching, I feel like the senioritis is finally kicking in. I am ready to wrap up classes, take a step back from some clubs on campus, and spend some more time enjoying myself.