Recently, new discoveries have been made all over the world by a team of adventurers and explorers seeking to uncover the secrets of life. The adventurers include Dr. Addie Venture, Dr. Des Cover, Dr. Ess Plorer, Dr. Idon Tavaname, and their leader, Captain Obvious. Together, this brave group treks uncharted territories and conducts investigations to discover the truth behind the realities of everyday life. Here are some of the various findings of the group that they wish to share with you, the general public.
Their most major discovery as of now was a new phenomenon that was discovered high in the sky. First, they rode in their signature hot air balloon developed by Nike, which was able to cover all kinds of amazing altitudes, terrifying temperatures, and all kinds of challenges thrown at it by Mother Nature. It was equipped with an electric engine to be environmentally friendly, a turbojet to help it boost to incredibly never-seen-before speeds, a force field to shield it from intense storms and the occasional rubber ducky, a 50 ft wide cannon to destroy any enemies that want to attack the ship, and most importantly, a bowling alley and a taco bar! This journey helped them discover their most major, life-changing discovery yet!
Then, they trekked at an altitude in the clouds, where they discovered a place where fantastical creatures known as Nodsimlions controlled clouds and how they interacted with the everyday environment. The Nodsimlions, angry about the group discovering the secret behind the weather, started to attack them with rain bazookas, thunder bombs, hail cannons, tornado catapults, and all kinds of wild weather weapons. Captain Obvious and his group started to fight back with their cannon. The battle was intense, as everyone’s heart was pounding and everyone’s fingers were trembling as victory was unclear. It was a high-stakes battle. Would Captain Obvious and his group be able to pass, or would they be doomed to stop their adventure? After a rough battle, Captain Obvious and his group emerged victorious. Captain Obvious said, “After explaining to the Nodsimlions what we were planning to do through an empathetic, heart-to-heart discussion, they decided to let us pass through the clouds. We totally didn’t annihilate them through bloody means, which could result in catastrophic consequences regarding the weather, such as the whole world suffering a drought through a lack of rain.”
Then, they trekked to the giant cloud castle located high in the sky. It was filled to the brim with the bones of eagles and the bones of explorers who suffered trying to explore the castle. As they traveled through the castle, they heard a loud, unnerving noise that gave everyone goosebumps…which was actually just Captain Obvious suffering indigestion from the hot air balloon’s taco stand. They went into the dungeon of the castle, where they faced all kinds of weapons such as swinging axes (that liked playing the trumpet, of course), spiked walls (that were spiked with a special kind of poison, you see), and a bottomless pit that was only 0 feet deep. As they continued to go through the dungeon, they discovered a secret pathway that led them down a dark, deep corridor to a small floating head sitting on the table. The floating head introduced himself as John, who was able to tell people all kinds of secrets about life that people didn’t know about.
Captain Obvious, after trekking back to our world, decided to relay the secrets here: Pillows are a trap by scientists to read the thoughts in our brain, walking backward can help people levitate in the air, and the most important secret of all: the sky is blue.
