Recently, in the far southwest part of northeastern Hoboken, there has been a series of various strange events that have been occurring, featuring talking animals, sorcery, and the occult. People from all over the world have been commenting on these strange events, seeing similarities to stories from long ago, with various implications and messages that were discovered as a result of this strange phenomenon. It is important to note down this strange occurrence to help us reevaluate our lives and realize how shocking they can end up being. Here were three of the strange events that occurred.
The first strange event involved a furry leporid and a slow-moving reptile. For over a year, the furry leporid mercilessly bullied the slow-moving reptile by making numerous comments on the slow-moving reptile minuscule average velocity compared to the furry leporid, as well as repeatedly embarrassing the slow-moving reptile by repeatedly pointing out the reptile’s shortcomings in their velocity whenever it proved inconvenient, which caught the attention of everyone around and made them laugh. As a result, the poor, slow-moving reptile could not take it anymore and decided to challenge the furry leporid to a race to prove to the leporid that the reptile was worthy of respect. So, the slow-moving reptile and the furry leporid engaged in a race, where in the middle of the race, the furry leporid chose to take a prolonged nap, which caused the slow-moving reptile to move forward in order to win the race. Soon, the slow-moving reptile was about to cross the finish line, but the furry leporid woke up at the last minute and zoomed to the finish line, winning the race. The moral that most people seem to take from this story is that trying to one-up your enemy will not always work, and that procrastination is okay as long as it doesn’t lead to consequences.
The second strange event involved two children, a boy and a girl, who were abandoned by their parents in the woods and were forced to use their survival skills at a premature age. As they were walking in the woods, they encountered a gigantic mansion that was made out of all kinds of desserts, like cakes, cookies, ice cream, donuts, soprillas, tiramisu, gulab jamun, mochi, ladoos, and even fruit for those that preferred something naturally sweet. There was even a kindly-looking senior who offered to take them in and let them consume the house. However, the girl suggested not to go into the house due to fearing that the kindly-looking senior had malevolent intentions for the children and reminded them that it was dangerous to talk to strangers. So, the two children avoided the house and tried looking for food in other ways by gathering nuts and berries and hunting the various animals that lived in the forest. However, their poor survival skills caused them both to pass away. The moral that most people seem to take from this is that when lost in the woods with no knowledge about surviving, it is sometimes a good idea to try to get any help that you can get.
The third strange event involved a green insect and twenty red insects. The twenty red insects were gathering food for the winter, while the green insect decided to laze around until winter came. When winter came, the green insect chose to travel south, where the green insect enjoyed a fun life with plenty of food. Meanwhile, due to the excessive food starting to rot and the snow forbidding them from throwing the food away, the red insects died from food poisoning and horrible living conditions. The moral that people seem to take away from this is that overworking can sometimes lead to disaster.
