For many parents, sending their little ducklings to Snevets can be stressful. With rumors of rodents making the best food Snevets has ever seen, some interesting topics of the first-year course, and a crazy amount of wind, here are some quick tips for all the parents of the Snevets community to get involved.
The Stute
Some of you may be wondering, what is the point of landscaping? And to that point, I also ask what is the point of landscaping?
Campus was in a state of crisis this week after it was announced that this year’s Innovation Expo was being called off.
The capstone project of a Quantitative Social Science major is a senior thesis that expands the knowledge of societal trends. As a rising senior, I recently submitted my thesis proposal, and I knew it had to be GOOD in order to beat the HASS hate from the rest of Snevets students.
Snevets Counseling and Psychological Services has started exploring new techniques for counseling programs. CAPS has recently announced the introduction of “gaslighting therapy” into their program, releasing a statement on their website: “Sometimes a student in distress just needs to be told ‘No, I don’t think so.’”
In a victory almost nobody asked for, excepting the ever-outspoken student athlete population, cutting-edge nanoscale condoms have been distributed to vending machines across campus.
I don’t know, but I ❤️ it.
Disclaimer: This article is part of The Stupe and is satire
In a bold move by Snevets administration that can only be described as intellectual hubris, a Clarks Scholars-only section of D2 with one elite group was introduced this past semester.
Transitions into new chapters of life are notoriously challenging, the first year of college being no exception. Snevets correctly notes that equipping students with the tools necessary to succeed both in and out the classroom during this turbulent phase enhances retention, overall student satisfaction, and NSSE statistics.
In a move that has stunned students, faculty, and the local community, Snevets Institute of Technology has announced the long-awaited return of its football program after 100 years.